Please don't try to capture that one
Last opportunity of youth
Don't grow it long
Please NO MULLETS!
A mullet is when the hair is short up top
And long in the back
Now do you get it?
If your balding just embrace it....
Keep it short
Unless your that hillbilly from the Ozarks
Then sport that mullet. Xoxo
Sooo not a good look
It will also save you on that moment
Of embarrassment when you run into
Your gorgeous ex-girlfriend and you both say "Hi how you doing?" And she walks away thanking the good lord she didn't end up with you, and wondering why your significant other doesn't fix your aging old man look????
So please guys, if your balding
This hairdresser agrees
Embrace it
Keep it short
Donald Trump gets away with it well...
Because he's Donald Trump and has a net worth of what????
Embrace your baldness
I know not everyone cant be fab looking
Like our men on the soap operas
But work with what you have
And wear what looks age appropriate
Or stop wearing what your girl is recommending, sometimes it's just wrong
And she might want you to look like a dog
So no kittens steal you away
Meow
Woof woof
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