Sunday, July 27, 2014

STEELER COUNTRY

When I'm not in Manhattan
I decided to try living in the Pittsburgh area
YES!!!
I said Pittsburgh!
I would so like to be anywhere else
But a great business venture has brought me to Pitt

Anyway, this is Steelers country
And these people are proud of their teams
I've never been a Steelers fan
Although, my salon is right next to Lynn Swanns office
And I run into Sydney Crosby at the cafe

Like in New York I'm blessed to be around these famous sports stars
And see and talk to them quit often
I don't ask for pictures or autographs because I feel 
It's just rude and distasteful
I'm not the paparazzi!!







SALON LIFE






FASHION

As I was having my morning joe
A charming women came in
I luved that she was bold enough to wear 
Such a hat
Loved her
Xoxo

Saturday, July 19, 2014

I MISS NEW JERSEY!

The salon scene in Pittsburgh sucks
The hairstyles I see are atrocious!!!
These women are either wearing shit I've scene in the 90's 
Or they are so unkept they don't even do their hair!!!
Men.... Well, that's a whole other story

I'm not in New York right now
Aliens have stollen me out of the city and banished me to 
Hairdresser hell

The average women her might be in her early 40's 
But dresses soooo matronly
She looks like a women in her 60's!!
Ghastly, Just Gastly

I'm born and raised on the East Coast
1 hour  outside of New York
I MISS NEW JERSEY!!!!!!

By the way people in suburbia Americana!
You don't call people from Asian countries Orientales!!!!!
Their Asian!!!!!!