I decided to try living in the Pittsburgh area
I said Pittsburgh!
I would so like to be anywhere else
But a great business venture has brought me to Pitt
Anyway, this is Steelers country
And these people are proud of their teams
I've never been a Steelers fan
Although, my salon is right next to Lynn Swanns office
And I run into Sydney Crosby at the cafe
Like in New York I'm blessed to be around these famous sports stars
And see and talk to them quit often
I don't ask for pictures or autographs because I feel
It's just rude and distasteful
I'm not the paparazzi!!