Monday, September 30, 2013

OUR NEW YORK FINEST

Decked out in our New York finest
At Theater 80
Which is haunted
And the ghost made herself aware to me 
During the performance 
I was pissed!
It totally broke my focus on the great
Acting on stage
Why do I have to be in touch with these 
Things!!!!


TO LIVE IN FEAR

Everyday you live in fear
Fear
Fear of being alone
Being with no money
Your always attracted to women
Who can take care of you
A mommy
You like having a mommy
Because you never got the attention
You craved as a child
From that mother

So, now as an adult
You gravitate to women
Who treat you like a dog
She says jump 
You say how high 

You don't really love her
But she will do
Because its better than being alone
In your own little insecure, miserable world

It's not even a good fit
But it will do
It feeds your ego, it takes away your insecurities

You don't even care that your own children hate her????!!!

Your a typical stupid, insecure man
And she's a legend in her own mind
Many are laughing

I know, I know, you don't care
Because you think you have such a prize
But if that's a prize
Why is the world stage laughing....

AND IN THE END, I SAVED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH

Yes, I found your toothbrush the 
Other day
I held it up and looked at it
Why
I held it up 
I thought
Throw it
MMMHHH
It's the only thing I have left
Of my life with you
Throw it???
Keep it???
I found your toothbrush 
It's the only thing left that I have from my 
Time with you......

IM GONNA GIVE YOU MY PHONE #

NOOO man is in charge of you!
You are your own girl!!
Do not be stifled 
A good relationship doesn't keep you
Away from your friends
If your man is keeping you from
Socializing with family and friends 
Run!! Run like hell
That's abuse!!
He has low self esteem!
He wants control because in his head
He's out of control 
A healthy luv relationship lets you be YOU!!
It's unhealthy for anyone not to support
Your hopes, dreams, aspirations
UNHEALTHY
YOU ARE NOT BROKEN!!
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE FIXED!!
THE INSECURE PSYCHO, LOW SELF-ESTEEM ASSHOLE IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS A FIXING!!!

RUN.....
RUN LIKE HELL


There's a wonderful life out there
Go get it
Remember that bucket list
Work it

Here's my phone # 
DON'T CALL ME!!!!
LMAO



Sunday, September 29, 2013

GOD IS MY TYPEWRITER

My friend who teaches theater
Asked me to go to Theater 80
So last nite we went to see her girlfriend 
Perform Ann Sextons 
God  Is My Typewriter
It was FABULOUS !!!
She was sooo afraid Nora & I would 
Not be pleased
But we LUVED IT!!
Anna-Mari Laulumaa performed 
She is from Finland
She's an actor & a director
She is a certified Psychodrama Practioner

Well anyway it was excellent!!
What a story !!!

Ann Sexton was a Pulitzer Prize 
Winner with her poetry 
She was also your typical creative person
And dealt with mental illness
I don't know what it is with us creative 
Thespians....
But we all posses some form of it
I guess it gives us that push on what we do 
Without it, our thoughts would be soo much different
Maybe not as deep, crazy.....

If I worked on Wall Street
My thoughts might be more analytical
Staunch, math, anal, structured, no
Creativity running through
You know what I mean.....

But thank god
I hate math!!
Or maybe math hates me








Theater 80 is famous for  

Saturday, September 28, 2013

DOING SOME HAIR






THE TOURIST

I'm sorry
But you tourist worked on my last nerve
This morning 
You all come into the city
Like a hamster on a wheel
Running, running
Never getting anywhere
And annoying the piss out of us
Who are trying to get to work 




Thursday, September 26, 2013

MY INTERNATIONAL CLIENTS

GDmorning, ya know I'm out of the city 
For the next 2 days & here in eastern PA
I live about 45 minutes outside of Philadelphia.
But I don't call it that, we say Philly
Remember that bit of Americana slang
I'm feeding you if you ever move here.

I want to tell you yesterday I met a 
Menois  a twa of people standing
Behind my chair
It's sooo fun
I LUV terrorizing the foreign tourist
With my true American personality
Tehe
They get the real show with me
They LUV it to
Most of the time they don't understand 
My American slang

Yesterday was international client day
I had a mom & a son from Germany
They were visiting, of coarse 
We got along quiet well
I liked them, they enjoyed me

The only thing with you foreigners
Is you gotta tip
I know it's worked into your bill
At home, but here in the states
Notta
The German mom did ask & was sweet
And said "I just want to make sure I got 
This right" 
She was also blonde & pretty of coarse
Us German girls are....
Tehe 
Pssssttt..... My ancestors are German &
Irish!!
The other couple I met live 1/2 a yr in Australia the other 1/2 in California 
She was an older gal & charming as well.
She even said to me when it was confirmed I was to be her stylist,
She wanted me to do her hair
LUV it
My people skills her uncanny
And my sweetness just exhumes 
Into the universe like crazy
I'm always wearing a smile 
And you are always warmly greeted
With that smile & a hand shake
"Welcome, I'm glad you came" is 
What you get from me 
Not condescending bitch
Snotty, cold, callous 
What do you mean I have to look at you?!!

No, with me you get happiness
It's my trademark
Always remember this 
85% of what I do as a stylist is my people
Skills
20% my actual technical skills
I am the brand
People go to a business and a stylist
Were they are luved
Feel comfortable
So, give me a call
I wanna be your hairdresser 
Xoxoxo 



Wednesday, September 25, 2013

MEN'S STYLES

Great men haircuts out of one guy 
All being spotted in NYC 
Take a look at hotty James Franco's 
Styles







GOODNITE NEW YORK

Heading home 
I'm tired
We were hopping this evening 
Mostly guys
Mostly guys from NYU
I enjoy working with my Russian co-workers 
Their really from Armenia 

I'm leaving my beloved city tonite
And heading home to PA 
goodbye my luv
I will miss you

I will miss my train ride
I will miss my friends
Mostly I will miss the energy you exhume

Quiet time in PA
tv watching 
Planning a future
Writing about you
GOODNITE my girl
And goodbye till Saturday
Xoxo



HOES

Did you get dumped for a hoe?
Or did you dump someone for a hoe?
Wake up 10
Think bout what ya done.....
Your loss
She was AWESOME!!
Enjoy your HOE
GOD BLESS

YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL


EATING IN NYC

Ya know, sometimes I just want a 
Lebanon bologna sandwich!!!
With American cheese
On white bread  

KISS AND SAY GOODBYE


THE DONALD TRUMP RULE


THE SCARS OF BEING CHEATED ON


DOWN AND OUT


FALL IN PENNSYLVANIA

I love the fall
It's beautiful here in the north east
I was born and raised in eastern Pennsylvania 
Pennsylvania Dutch country to be exact
Farmland, country living at its best
Most of the farmland of my childhood 
All housing developments now
But there's still pieces of that charming
Small town around
I had a client last week that didn't know
What a pumpkin was
Here's some fall pictures that I love
Reminds me of home in Pennsylvania 









WEDDINGS

Weddings are a big part of my industry
And on my Bucket list would be to be a wedding boutique owner
I'm a true girly girl and I just LUV wedding 
Dresses
Their sooo beautiful
Well not all of them 
Here's a few I like








THE BLOW DRY

Lets talk bout the "Blow Dry"
The blow dry during my career 
Was never really a HUGE issue...
If you cut someone's hair well they
Loved you and stayed

Now this Blow Dry thing is big
UGH....

Someone created a Whole generation
Of neurotic long hair chicks 
That don't want to take your advice
Have FRIED ends
And the damage on their ends
Is DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!

Your damn hair needs moisture & protein
Added back in and 4 inches off!!
God, it's soo annoying

I can talk, talk, educate till I'm blue in 
The face and they all just stare at me like
Their mother just told them
"Your not aloud to date that moron, I don't like him!"

Really....

Some sweet girls listen
But it's the Martha Stewart syndrome 
You know, she created a whole generation of neurotic housewives
That if every damn household item isn't
In section 5 isle 2 they go buzzerk
That group of people who have their schedule, 
Wash the car at lunch time every Sunday 
Do the laundry every Saturday morning
Take a shit at 7am!!!
Neurotic

Come girls do you believe in beautiful
Shiny, healthy hair??!!!!
Then lets step it up a knotch
Let me deep condition
Let me cut the damn dead ends
Buy my products I recommend 
This isn't a joke
Would you tell your Doctor
NO, IM NOT LISTENING TO YOUR ADVICE AND I AIN'T FILLING THAT STUPID PRESCRIPTION YOU TELLING ME TO GET??!!!

Good luck with that long, damaged, dry hair....
Soon it will break all off and you will be 
Sporting a beautiful Madonna Bob like I wear
Xoxo  



MY LOVE LETTER

Dear New York, 
   I'm sorry I got mad at you the other day. I really do LUV it.
But it's just hard working with the 
International crowd.
They don't know or understand the American hairdressing scene.??

Frustrating, that's all.....

I did have a new client the other day
That was a hairstylist, we conversed
And, AAAHHHH finally someone understood me!!!! 

He does hair for a magazine or something.... 
Or did he say he had his own business ??
He was the first person I've met in New York that understood what I was talking
About.....
Thank God!!!

Ok, heading to the Village now
Will be standing behind my chair soon
Lets see what the day brings....