Saturday, August 31, 2013

A HAPPY LIFE

If you want to live a happy life,
Tie it to a goal,
Not people or things

KEEP WALKING


MEN OF NEW YORK

Men of New York City
Have a great fashion scense
Here's some of my guy friends
All International men, of coarse
Russian, Armenian, Caribbean Islands 




MY HOME

I have exquisite taste
My next home 
Will be the epitome
Of elegance 
Here are some things I like











THE DRESS

I still dream of finding 
The luv of my life
Sad how I always attract
The frogs
But then
It's weird how my loser 
Frogs always seem to find
Someone else's frog
LOL

Anyway, I dream of 
One day finding
The guy that sooo 
Belongs with me

Happy, easy going
Well read
Handsome
A jock
Luvs sports
Luvs my kids
Impromptu 
Adventuresome 
Not abusive in any way
I had that
It broke me
Let these stupid other girls
Deal with my abusers
I'm free to find 
Someone way better 
Enjoy my leftovers
Tehe

Anyway, I still dream
Like any girl
Or anyone
No one wants to spend 
A life alone

But I find myself
Looking at wedding dresses
Maybe it's a sign
Maybe around then next 
Bend of my life
The next corner I turn
There he will be

Till then
I won't settle anymore
For the trash 
The stupid, uneducated trash 
Enjoy your pathetic lives!!
I'd much rather be alone

Here's a dress that I 
Think is sooo 
For me

Do you dream of true love
Someone that's good to you
I was abused!!!
I was verbally & mentally abused
And I still have hope
That there's good guys out there

THE DRESS
XOXO



 

SEX IS NOT LUV


HAIRSTYLES/NYC

If you really want to know
What New York City girls 
Are wearing
This is it
Flat is sooo not in up here!!
The gals in my hometown 
Are 30 years behind!

Big, fluffy, natural curly, waves
Are in
Like my naturally curly hair
Sooo in

Perms are the craze in China 
Give it a year to circle the globe
Us hairstylist will be back to doing 
Body waves

These girls are sporting 
The "in" look
Enjoy
Xoxo




AS I WALK TO WORK

As I walk to work
This view of the Trade center
Is just breathtaking 
Sorry about no sunshine
But truthfully
The weather this summer
Has been quit crappy!!
I think it's rained here more than in Seatle
Enjoy




Thursday, August 29, 2013

MEN AND PORN

Some men are sneaky
Behind their wives or girlfriends
Backs
Their checking out 
Porn.com
MMMHHH
Why do you suppose that is???
Sneaky bastards
Pure trash 
These low life's are!!!

THE BEST PART OF LIFE

This is what 
I sooo luv about New York
I got my morning joe
And found this charming gal
I soo luv this
She has enough confidence
With herself to wear this!!
And only here can you pull this off
This is why 
I LOVE NEW YORK
I luved her
She just exhumed good energy
She greeted me with such happiness
As though she knew me forever 
That's how everyone should be 
Greeted into a business
Some of you can't even do that!
Your personalities a complete 
Disaster!!
God luv this gal
She's 
FREE TO BE JUST ME
Xoxo

 


MAGIC FROM BEHIND MY CHAIR

I'm the full package
Standing behind my chair
I've got the talent
The personality
And I exhume LOVE
I  was meant to be hairdresser!!!
Xoxo





MR. BIG

More talent 
Less Ego!!

THE AFFAIR

I met a women the other nite
In my networking circles
I was somewhere and we 
Were introduced

Pretty lady
A little older than me
But she was a blonde
And a blonde girls age is always
Hard to figure out
Most blondes have a very youthful look

We hit it off 
She told me she was a writer
She's a famous writer!
But I won't reveal 

We start to share life stories
She wanted to know why 
I was in New York

I told her....

She then revealed to me
She had cheated on her husband 
And her boyfriend had cheated on his wife
They both cheated on their spouses
To be together 

My mouth dropped!!

She said karma had served her very
Well after this
Her boyfriend that she left her husband 
For then went and cheated on her!!!

OMG!!!

My face must have went blank

She said
The people We hurt 
Our children, our spouses

It was terrible
Then to have him turn around
And do it to me.....
Ultimate betrayal

I hurt sooo many people
Is what she kept saying

I thought 
At least she has a conscious   


AMERICAN GIRLS ARE WEARING LONG HAIR!!!







THE BRITISH ARE COMING!

Yesterday in the salon 
I had the most charming
British girl
Absolutely charming, warm & fuzzy
We truly connected

She was here in New York on business
Her company launching or hoping to 
Launch their goods here in the 
Big Apple

I asked her
What do you like about the city?
Her answer was the norm
It's the energy that you feel here
The minute you step into this place
That energy 

Then I asked here 
What do you like least
She said the taxi rides and the drivers
They both scare her

She has dreams of moving her
But she has kids
But she has DREAMS of moving here

But, who doesn't dream of moving here
It's sooo magical
Xoxo





HOT SCISSORS

The latest craze in New York 
Hairdressing scene is "The Hot Scissors"
The Hot Scissors will put us stylist back
$2,000
But don't fear, we will recoup our loss quit quickly with our haircut charge of $350


My Russian friends informed me
This is old!
" Oh please!" Was the reaction
We did this in Russia 10 years ago

Benefits of the Hot scissors
To seal the ends of the hair
To prevent split ends

But does it really work??
Than using my regular scissors??
So I researched what's going on with
This new craze

Here are the facts:

In the age of blow drying, coloring, and 
Hot tools split ends are rampant
Believe me, 
The women in New York with long
Hair are sporting inches of split ends
Just saying, 
Look, look at me
I have long unkept hair
Because I dont listen to the professional
Hairstylists advice

My "traditional" scissors which they 
Claim open the cuticle and leave the hair
Susceptible to environmental stress
That can cause frizz & dryness

Blah Blah Blah

The heat from the scisscors traps
In the moisture & protects the hair 
From damage

It will keep the cut looking 
Healthy for a few weeks
????
But my traditional scissors
Will do that???

And you still have to be consistent 
With your regular cuts

Do you feel it burn???
The heat on the scisscors
Can be as high as 310
The lowest 270
Highest heat used for coarse hair
Lowest heat used for fine hair
NOOO kidding...

The scissors works best on 
Fine, frizzy hair 
Because it smooths the ragged ends

Guess what NYC girls
You all should be getting 
Hot scisscors cuts
Because most of you
Have frizzy hair!!!

Now you know how to fix your
Look, get out there and do it
Enjoy the Hot Scissors
The solution to split ends
Ciao





SUCCESS

80% of success is showing up
                             Woody Allen

WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK

How lucky can a girl get
But to get up in the morning
And enjoy her morning joe
At this beautiful place
Well maybe it could be the
Grand Canyon or a beautiful 
View of Mt. St.Helens
But this will do
Xoxo

THE FOOLS I ENCOUNTER

I have encountered many fools
Whom have broken me down
White flag is out
You have won
You have smashed every piece of me
I'm done
I surrender
My heart broken
I never loved easily
I never gave my heart to anyone
Out of loneliness
A person can only take so much
The white flag is up
I have surrendered
You have won 

YOUR MESSY HAIR

I am an Artist
Don't come to me
To fix your 
Crappy, miserable, UGLEY hair


Wednesday, August 28, 2013

LET'S TALKS SMACK

Ok, let me stop keeping hairdressing 
Secrets!!
I'm pissed!!
I'm working as a hairstylist in New York
City for 3years
And this is the first time that I witnessed
A decline in business!!!
WTH!!
I knew the Upper East side gave me a 
Bad vibe!!!!

Well guess what I did?
I auditioned 
And I nailed it!!!
Screw you all!!!
I found the most charming place 
In the Village
I'm a FIRM believer in 
Things happen for a reason
Well fate not only removed me 
From a toxic salon
But dropped me smack down
In the area of the city 
I wanted to be in!
You all can suck it!!







THE REAL YOU!


LETS CUDDLE


ALEC BALDWIN

I saw in the newspaper this morning
Alec Baldwin got into a scuffle with
The paparazzi, right here in Greenwich Village, a few streets away from where I work. I was out of the city yesterday, but it was still interesting. He beat the crap out  
Of some crazy guy trying to get pictures 
Of his wife and baby, 
    Seriously, who does that??!! Let them 
Alone!!!
I'm glad Alec beat the shit out of him!!
Jerk off!!