Thursday, November 7, 2013

SALON DRAMA

Every salon has drama....
there's nooo getting around it
some salon's want to believe it doesn't exist
but it does, it lurks there, in the depths of the hidden perm rods none of us seem to use anymore.
sit's there under all those foils, waiting to explode as the heat rises, the bleach expands, seeping into
the worst area a stylist could ever want to go....... the bleeding roots!!!!!

The other nite they got me, the explosion of full force salon drama!
nabbed me, the pernicious had worked their magic, the magic of manipulation is a learned trait
and those who have master this trait will use it for full throttle hold.......
the explosion of peroxide and bleach is a hateful experience
but, leave it to those hairdresser"s that have mastered their skeam will leave you running for the water bottle
to stop the bleeding, oh hell, if i could've  I would have liked to douse the fire by just shoving it's head
under the hose and leaving at that.....
A dead rat

Working in New York City can be as hateful as it is rewarding, It can be as hard as listening to a
Johnny Cash tune as your car runs out of gas in the Tennessee mountains
But don't worry, that means you be a walking, to some hateful gas station and dealing with those southerns
that don't speak a word of English....
I did see a sign that said I was in America didn't I????

Salon drama.....
took a huge toll the other nite
people need to run their business as they see fit
but when the brain on the team is poisoned by the pernicious it can turn out to be a sad ending
My demise came quickly

I work in New York Effn city and like anyone else has earned my right of passage to obtain such status
Hell I know I'm from a small town, but it's not as impoverished as trailer park trash from some buckville
in Arkansas, sorry hillbillies down south, no offense meant, just trying to get the point across
that it doesn't matter where you've come from that needs to stop the path to success
Hell, if it was just the right of the wealthy Republicans, half of Hollywood would not be enjoying the splendor
of  their riches!

BIT ME!!!

Salon drama only comes when you mess with the main Diva
Diva doesn't want anyone to know more than Diva brains can handle

Salon business is down everywhere, you need to pull out every marketing skill in your pocket
No matter what it is to get the business into your empty chairs
The thrill of competition, or shall I say this Diva likes the agony of defeat

Come to New York, I challenge you
You will enter Hairdresser Hell, And if you can't handle the heat we exert here we will send you
packing back to that "small town' kitchen
stirring up grits
or come to my hometown
where only the wealthy are aloud to succeed
such close mindedness
This is as bad a thinking as Obama's administration getting involved with NFL problems

Be like me, come, come and find out your  not as good as you thought you were
and when your tail is between your legs
and your heading on down that highway to your hell
remember one thing

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT HERE, YOU CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE
GOD BLESS


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