We meet at a charming place in the Upper West Side
Strike 1, during dinner he told me he graduated from Michigan state
"Oh my, I said to myself"
I went to Penn state
completely mortified at this point, I excuse myself to refresh my lipstick
sneak away like a cheating spouse, hail a cab and disappear into the caverns of Manhattan
God i miss my old life and all the securities that went with it.
WHAT DID I DO SOOO WRONG TO KEEP MEETING SUCH GOD AWFUL MEN!