DID YOU FALL AND BUMP YOUR HEAD????!!!!

I didn't write this to be "TEXTBOOKISH"

Hell there's nothing about me that's textbook

Well, there is but I hate to come to

Terms with it

It's called denial

I'm acutely aware of all my 

Charming faults

Are YOU????

Office beotch

She's not in NYC

You can't smoke anywhere here

She's asking if their crooked

Nothing better than a warm comfy sweater

Just hanging with short hair

60's looks

How does she find tops that fit

She must have a private tailor

Believe me, walking these blocks in NYC 

Is a royal beotch