Yes, just walk away from New York and go back to suburbia. I think I would die. There's soo many bad energy people back there it's horrible. I'm sorry hometown, but you are sooo not my people! I wonder though. I imagine I would move to Kutztown on a farm, maybe have a few chickens. I would like my chickens. They would all come running whenever they would see me. "Hello chicken friends," I would say to them. I would have cats as well. They would live in the barn. My favorites would live in the house. Yes, I could be one of those spinster ladies with all the cats. I wouldn't have cows because I think that would take me out of my budget. Cows I hear are very expensive. I would like a horse. Only because I look soo good in Equestrian clothing. Hehe yes I think I would do good on my farm in Kutztown .
I would terrorize the Amish and Mennonite people. I would make them my friends. Even if they didn't want to be. I would pressure them to be my friends. I would take sewing classes from the women and talk endless about gardening.
I would like to sell pumpkins. Maybe offer hay rides. Oh, I could have a pumpkin farm!! Of coarse with a little beauty salon in my home to make all the Pennsylvania German girls pretty! I would post a sign that says, " only service blonde girls" hehe I would blog about being a Pennsylvania farm girl! Ooh I soo like this idea! It's so Green Acerish. Taking Lisa out of New York and putting her on a farm!!
I know back in suburbia one watches a lot of tv. Mmhh, not much for watching the telly. I think this would make my children happy if I would settle down in one place.
Darling I luv you but give me Park Avenue!!! Xoxo
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