This night it was titled The Marie Antoinette party, I wasn't quite sure what i was to wear and if he wanted my head attached. Anyway this evening I would find myself mingling with a lot of couples.
One gal would look at me and say, " your so beautiful love, your husband must be just as gorgeous as you are, where is he?"
Well, I could feel the molecules shift as these two charming gals waited for the arrival of my gorgeous significant other.
As they waited for my reply I looked for the server because I knew I was in need of hard liquor. So I immediately thought of a good response and told these two charmers, here lets do some shots, it will
Stimulate our psyche & stir our libdo and if we are all lucky tomorrow we all will wake
Up without our heads!
We would all take a round of shots and then they would ask again. God, what's up with these two! Why Was it that important
That I was married?! So finally I tell them hopefully my gorgeous darling was at a very successful law firm or seeing a patient. Confused they would prod some more, "Well which is it?" They would ask.
For heaven sakes if you really need to know, my husband is a lawyer and I'm cheating on him with a doctor! Ok now are we good?! Their mouths would fall to the ground, their response was just hilarious,
"AAHHH, you beautiful girls have all the luck" they would say!
As I walked away all I needed was more hard liquor and to jump off the Verrazano
Bridge!
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