MID-LIFE CRISIS

My one girlfriend brought to my attention this concept, mid-life crisis. Mmhhh. I never thought about that. Could I have or am I ?? Wow!! Am I smack
dab in the middle of a full blown mid-life crisis??
NOOO, I thought I was reinventing myself.
No absolutely not. Moving away and starting a new life was spurred by my tragic luv.
This girlfriend is very young, in her twenties, she's pretty and sweet and a hairdresser, but still young and naive.
I texted her yesterday and told her I quit my NYC job and was coming home to be a cashier at a local grocery store in her town, tehe. Too funny, ya right, like sooo not!! Although I would have sooo much fun entertaining the local docals at this store. And of course terrorize the staff
With my uncanny charm and wit.
I luv teasing this girlfriend, her and her man tell everyone everything, anyone who knows me back home will now think I'm coming home to work there! Lol