Friday, April 25, 2014

TEENAGERS

I have a teenager
They should live on their own planet
And be put back into society around 25
There's just nooo brain!!!!
My teenager all he wants is food, money
And a car
If I would've married well
He would be in Switzerland at a boarding
School or with his nanny
 

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

AUGMENTATION

My girlfriend is looking to do an enhancement 
So we boob shop for her
Here's some of the looks she likes
Enjoy 




DON'T CARE NO MORE!

Enough said
No need to value opinions from an idiot 
Xoxo

THE LATEST FASHION

Street fashion is the latest look


YOU JUST DID ME WRONG!

When you encounter total disrespect from another human
Remember, it's not you
It's the other person exposing their TRUE CHARACTER
Just remember, the universe puts us all where we need to be
Sometimes it takes years to see your true blessings
I dodged a bullet!
Thank you universe
She can have that!
Meow 


Monday, April 21, 2014

THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

A few months ago I was introduced to a great guy that works for our SS
Noooo, that does mean Nazi SS

That's code for our Secret Service

Yes, I'm dating a guy that protects our President

He's been ALL over the world, which I like. Meaning he's cultured 
And diversified. He's also is well educated and has a good brain
On his head!

His good "Characater" is quit refreshing

We have a lot in common, which is important to me

He took me somewhere about a month ago
And he scared me as he pulled into this secret garage 
His job intrigues me and I just love that he's well
Traveled

I think it's going to be fun dating the spy.....
Xoxo






Saturday, April 19, 2014

NYC ROOF TOP BARS

NYC in famous for fabulous rooftop bars
Here's a picture of a place I was at the other night
Xoxo


SALON LIFE

Holiday weekend
Salon is a mad house
All the men getting their haircut
Women getting their cuts and colors
STOP THE MULLETS
My suburbia salon sees more clients with that....
My NYC salon we only have the business men working in the finance district 
Or the bohemians 
Everyone else is an aspiring artist 
Or college student
NYU or Columbia or Hunter are the big colleges here in the city
They just do their own thing
Happy Easter everyone
Xoxo



WHICH ARE YOU


Friday, April 18, 2014

SOCIAL MEDIA


BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT

Your hair looks like an Easter egg!!

DON'T YOU DARE!

Spend time with people who can recognize your worth 
Don't stay in a relationship 
Or surround yourself with people who are quick to judge you, degrade you, curse at you, verbally or mentally abuse you. 
This is a reflection on them!
Know your self worth
You deserve better
And you will get it
I know it's Easter weekend but know one 
Deserves to be "Nail to the Cross" 

Thursday, April 17, 2014

HEALTHY LOVE

Listen the #Narcissist is just completely 
Unavailable for a healthy loving relationship or healthy interaction on any level. Don't cross them either! They will play the "Shame & Blame" you game! It's never their fault.... Good luck with that
CIAO

CRITICISM

Don't listen to the noise of criticism 
You know who you are
It's usually the one criticizing that is dying 
Inside
It's all good 
Let them go
Walk away
You stay on your good life plan
Xoxo

SELF RESPECT

I try to practice this
I unfortunately have a HIGH tolerance for 
Bullsh**** and learning to try to over come 
That.  Next time I see Red Flags I'm just going to mosey on my way. 
Xoxo

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY


HAPPY

You deserve to be happy, not in the arms 
Of someone who keeps you waiting
But of someone who wants you now, loves you forever and never leaves



I JUST DO HAIR

As I stand behind my chair I just do hair 
But that's not all I do
I'm a therapist as well
And everyone's talking
Talking about 
One thing
LOVE

Love is a crazy thing
When all of us meet someone there needs to be a connection 
Most of us get it, a feeling that this person
We are just starting to date are the one we 
Have been waiting for all of our lives

After a few dates or a few weeks of dating 
One can usually tell quickly if this person 
Is a match for one self

Are there any "Red Flags" 
Are you having "Gut" feelings there's something just..... Off??


I think one thing in common we all have 
Is we all are looking for unconditional Love 

Not everyone is capable of this

Especially a #Narcissist 

They are sooo unavailable for healthy interaction  and this includes LOVE



Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

GUYS AND DATING


SOUP

Every time I order any type of cream soup
I hear Nigel from the movie the Devil Wears Prada say, "cream soup, that's all fat!" Today I don't care! And I'm skinny so bit me.... Lol
It's cold and rainy and miserable here in the northeast, I need my share of cream soup!! 

PASSION

I believe in the theory, there are no accidents in this universe

We all are to find our passion
Work it and be happy

That one mission that becomes our life Epiphany
That mission or passion about something 
That really gets us excited about

That mission of some kind to fulfill at the moment we make the shift from nowhere 
To here

We all got to live out our inner calling
Even if it means we are not destine to be wealthy

I also let my children experience this
I don't demand that they do this, do that
I take a Free spirit approach to child rearing

They need to fumble, make mistakes
Pick themselves back up brush themselves off get back up

Just like I did 

Living in experience is the best thing

Living out your inner dictates

I intuitively try to get everyone to see that 
You have a choice about how we look at situations

Things aren't really as bad as always perceived 

And most life's upsets can be turned around by laughing at our own faults, mistakes and our huge Egos rather being in the mind set of being upset and staying angry

Go ahead, Nail me to the cross
But I better never hear of your mistake 
Or disfunctions 

Oh what's that.....
I'm already hearing your imperfections

What's going on inside of us has a way 
Of playing its way out into our lives...

Financial problems
Never can hold down into a committed relationships
No friends
Angry
Dissatisfied with everyone/everything
It's always someone else's fault, never yours

Am I pissing you off because YOU. Think I'm referring to YOU??!!!

Maybe I'm just putting the ideas in all our heads

I have to ask myself sometimes when I'm preaching about all this Narcissist stuff

Am I a Narcissist myself???!!!!!!

I can honestly answer that quickly....
Noooo I'm not...
Because I know when I'm wrong and you most certainly will get an apology !!

A narcissist will NEVER be able to say their sorry. Why should they. It's NEVER their fault!

Good luck with that

And when everything keeps failing in your life they still won't get it.....
They never do
Their are destined to continually have failed relationships

Can't offer positive affirmations
Nothing only negative 

Stay clear of it

Fill your life with only people that are willing to go the long haul with you
Got your back 
Love, like you and all your imperfections




BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH

I just can't comprehend why everyone
Seems so dour. There are sooo many things to be excited about! 
---Dr. Wayne Dryer

Monday, April 14, 2014

WHITE ELEPHANTS

Don't let loneliness sucker you into
Accepting that at which is no good for you

Sunday, April 13, 2014

POP PSYCHOLOGY

Ok here we go
Don't despair
The human brain is amazingly adaptable and capable with learning
Well.....
We hope
Most of my x's usually lacking one like the 
Tin Man in the Wizard Of Oz

One of the WORST things we can do for your partner and your relationship is to believe that your a know it all and actually understand how to make an intimate union work

Bahahahahaha

More than half of us are divorced

Most of half of you men your wives didn't leave you for noooo reason or vice versa!!

Can we finally wake Sleeping Beauty up!!!

Or is it time to give Prince Harming the poison apple???

So really......
Why are we all failing at relationships

I didn't know it was against the law not to be PERFECT when it comes to the Game of Love?????

Some of you boasting how wonderful you are, your that guy that's sooo different 
Then you too turn out to be put on the list with the rest of the tyrants 

Well listen up Prince Harming

The TRADITIONAL rules for love are gone
Hopelessly outdated. The challenges of love in a rapidly changing world and culture has changed the old roles and added new normals

Pop-psychology is giving us more cliches 
And contradictory advice

TRUELY what I've learned
The BIGGEST thing blocking us all from 
Being able to learn how to love is
EGO  EGO   EGO    EGO    EGO    EGO

None of us can simply be honest
And admit 
We just don't know how to love someone!!

Lets take some time
Be in the moment 
And lets relieve us all of this terrible burden love thrust upon us

Repeat the following out loud 3 x's 

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL IM DOING WHEN IT COMES TO MAKING A MODERN RELATIONSHIP WORK!!!!

Can we ever be relieved of the burden of defending our egotistical preconceptions 
Pride and our prejudice about how relationships should be

We all really need to use our intelligence and creativity When it comes to loving someone

Looks fade
The great sex dissipates
Then what are you left with
Condescending Beotch 
Isn't going to bring happiness 
The only thing Cruella Di Vil 
Is looking to get is your pension
And the dust over your grave has no sooner 
Settled that loving thing you wanted sooo
Bad & brought home sooo many years ago shoves you 10 feet under
And has a new target within hours!!
Some women having this strategically    down to as good  
As the Battle of the Bulge was planned!

Ok, lets get back to this LOVE thing

The most loving thing we can say to our 
Partner is......

TEACH ME HOW TO LOVE YOU AND I WILL 
TEACH YOU HOW TO LOVE ME

Putting this into practice will surpass any of your session at your clinical psychologist, self-help books or marriage 
Counselor

Remember, I live through experience with counseling. Most of them are too busy telling us all what doesn't work rather than feeding us what will work for our relationship with our partners

MAKE IT EASY FOR YOUR PARTNER TO LOVE YOU!!!

And remember, there's nooo perfect relationship
They all require work and negotiation, trust and respect to be successful
No one wants to make it hard for us to love each other 
So please
Make it easy

Communicating with your partner will go a long way in establishing a safe and satisfying intimate relationship 

Love works and looks a little different 
With each partner. How to do it well
Is the lesson you must teach each other 


 

CREATIVE COOPERATION

THE TIME HAS COME
FOR US TO STOP TUNING SEPARATE INSTRUMENTS AND, TOGETHER, TO CREATE
A SYMPHONY
----Anonymous 


INTEGRITY AND WISDOM

Eventually, everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences 
--Robert Louis Stevenson 

THE PERSON BEHIND THE MASK

Low self-esteem and not feeling "Good"
Enough about yourself can manifest in your behavior.

Those of you whom were raised poor or not as wealthy as other families might grow up to exhume

Snotty attitude 
Acting pretentious 
Exhuming you are better than everyone else

When in all reality 
Your dying inside 

Dying from not feeling "Good" enough!

So you buy the "Best" cars
You marry or date someone who "YOU" feel can boost your popularity in your community
You live in the "Right" neighborhood

When studied and analyzed
Most people born into money or had enough while growing up seem to not have these issues
They don't have to "Prove" to the world
Their better than anyone else

Have an EPIPHANY if you can
And take a look at what YOU exhume to 
The world 
Bring your nose out of the clouds
Pull that stick out your a*****
Just get over yourself
We're not interested in your BMW
We don't care!
Your low self-esteem makes you obsessed with your "Image" 
We are getting too old and wise
NO ONE CARES!! 
Looks fade
Roses die
Chocolate melts 
Having a GOOD CHARACTER at this age is most important
When you die no one is going to remember you by if you had the most beautiful wife, expensive car or biggest house!
Your wife is going to age and her beauty will fade
Your BMW will eventually become worn and old 
And that big beautiful house will become out dated
Now where's your self-esteem going to be
Your wife is UGLEY
Your car died
And that house you were sooo damn proud of is outdated?????
Wutcha gonna do
Oh my!


The best thing we all would like to see you 
Do......
Just be yourself
Invest some money and time in YOURSELF
Get counseling, fix your feelings of inadequencey   
DO IT!!!!

It might change your life

Your annoying us
With your "Look at what I have attitude"

We're all unto you.....

We see you hiding behind that low self-esteem you really have from your childhood 

Invest in your healing

It just might Rock your world

It did mine!

THE NEW NORMAL

I ran into a husband and wife that I use to know from my married life. 
Or should I say, my life before divorce

This lovely couple have been married for 30 some years. I know them from church.
Very strong faith and good character. 

We struck a conversation about couples arguing, married or not the husband would 
Reiterate my beliefs that is NOT healthy 
For couples to NOT have disagreements. 
Of coarse no argument should reach volatile levels, yes that's not healthy. 

But couples have fights and disagreements and don't let anyone convince you that "They" don't argue

It's not normal

No ones life is that perfect

And I'm not saying fighting is ok
I'm saying its ok to agree to disagree

It's healthy

MEN'S FASHION

These are the looks I like my man to wear
Xoxo





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