Tuesday, March 25, 2014

THE DAY AND REAL LIFE OF A NEW YORK CITY HAIRDRESSER

Let me tell you the real truth of what it's really like being a New York City hairdresser!!
It can Effen suck!!
First let me say
New York is very International anymore
There's not a lot of Americans running around this dang place. 
Little Blonde, white Anglo-Saxon me
Is a foreigner in my own country here!!

Next thing
The foreigners play a mmeeaannnnn 
Game!!
These MFERS!!!
MEAN GAME!!

Fighting, pushing, spitting, cheating, lying
Etc....
They will throw not only you under the bus, 
But they want you thrown right into the 
Marie Antoinette room!!
Where upon your arrival
Your head is permanently cut off!!

Beotch is nice in the concrete jungle
Take it as a compliment !!
It's sometimes the nicest thing you will 
Get out of their mouths

Lets talk about their pride
Their all very proud of their countries 
To a person from Brasilia it's not a 
3rd world country!!
It the BEST country on the planet
Better than the good old USA

The Russians, lets talk about what it's like to work for the good old Russians!
HATEFUL
OMG!!!
Get over yourself 
Please
Let go of WW2
Just let it go
Stalin was a freakn 
Narcissist !!!

It's hell to pay here 
Sometimes 
Not all the time
Sometimes

If Henry the Eighth was here
Alive and kicking
He would fit right into 
A New York City lifestyle

The saying is definitely true

"IF YOU CAN MAKE IT HERE, YOU CAN MAKE IT ANYWHERE"

God bless New York 
Xoxo 



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