Tie it to a goal,
Not people or things
In the day and life of a New York City Hair Dresser.
Saturday, August 31, 2013
MEN OF NEW YORK
Men of New York City
Have a great fashion scense
Here's some of my guy friends
All International men, of coarse
Russian, Armenian, Caribbean Islands
MY HOME
I have exquisite taste
My next home
Will be the epitome
Of elegance
Here are some things I like
THE DRESS
I still dream of finding
The luv of my life
Sad how I always attract
The frogs
But then
It's weird how my loser
Frogs always seem to find
Someone else's frog
LOL
Anyway, I dream of
One day finding
The guy that sooo
Belongs with me
Happy, easy going
Well read
Handsome
A jock
Luvs sports
Luvs my kids
Impromptu
Adventuresome
Not abusive in any way
I had that
It broke me
Let these stupid other girls
Deal with my abusers
I'm free to find
Someone way better
Enjoy my leftovers
Tehe
Anyway, I still dream
Like any girl
Or anyone
No one wants to spend
A life alone
But I find myself
Looking at wedding dresses
Maybe it's a sign
Maybe around then next
Bend of my life
The next corner I turn
There he will be
Till then
I won't settle anymore
For the trash
The stupid, uneducated trash
Enjoy your pathetic lives!!
I'd much rather be alone
Here's a dress that I
Think is sooo
For me
Do you dream of true love
Someone that's good to you
I was abused!!!
I was verbally & mentally abused
And I still have hope
That there's good guys out there
THE DRESS
XOXO
HAIRSTYLES/NYC
If you really want to know
What New York City girls
Are wearing
This is it
Flat is sooo not in up here!!
The gals in my hometown
Are 30 years behind!
Big, fluffy, natural curly, waves
Are in
Like my naturally curly hair
Sooo in
Perms are the craze in China
Give it a year to circle the globe
Us hairstylist will be back to doing
Body waves
These girls are sporting
The "in" look
Enjoy
Xoxo
AS I WALK TO WORK
As I walk to work
This view of the Trade center
Is just breathtaking
Sorry about no sunshine
But truthfully
The weather this summer
Has been quit crappy!!
I think it's rained here more than in Seatle
Enjoy
Thursday, August 29, 2013
MEN AND PORN
Some men are sneaky
Behind their wives or girlfriends
Backs
Their checking out
Porn.com
MMMHHH
Why do you suppose that is???
Sneaky bastards
Pure trash
These low life's are!!!
THE BEST PART OF LIFE
This is what
I sooo luv about New York
I got my morning joe
And found this charming gal
I soo luv this
She has enough confidence
With herself to wear this!!
And only here can you pull this off
This is why
I LOVE NEW YORK
I luved her
She just exhumed good energy
She greeted me with such happiness
As though she knew me forever
That's how everyone should be
Greeted into a business
Some of you can't even do that!
Your personalities a complete
Disaster!!
God luv this gal
She's
FREE TO BE JUST ME
Xoxo
MAGIC FROM BEHIND MY CHAIR
I'm the full package
Standing behind my chair
I've got the talent
The personality
And I exhume LOVE
I was meant to be hairdresser!!!
Xoxo
THE AFFAIR
I met a women the other nite
In my networking circles
I was somewhere and we
Were introduced
Pretty lady
A little older than me
But she was a blonde
And a blonde girls age is always
Hard to figure out
Most blondes have a very youthful look
We hit it off
She told me she was a writer
She's a famous writer!
But I won't reveal
We start to share life stories
She wanted to know why
I was in New York
I told her....
She then revealed to me
She had cheated on her husband
And her boyfriend had cheated on his wife
They both cheated on their spouses
To be together
My mouth dropped!!
She said karma had served her very
Well after this
Her boyfriend that she left her husband
For then went and cheated on her!!!
OMG!!!
My face must have went blank
She said
The people We hurt
Our children, our spouses
It was terrible
Then to have him turn around
And do it to me.....
Ultimate betrayal
I hurt sooo many people
Is what she kept saying
I thought
At least she has a conscious
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Yesterday in the salon
I had the most charming
British girl
Absolutely charming, warm & fuzzy
We truly connected
She was here in New York on business
Her company launching or hoping to
Launch their goods here in the
Big Apple
I asked her
What do you like about the city?
Her answer was the norm
It's the energy that you feel here
The minute you step into this place
That energy
Then I asked here
What do you like least
She said the taxi rides and the drivers
They both scare her
She has dreams of moving her
But she has kids
But she has DREAMS of moving here
But, who doesn't dream of moving here
It's sooo magical
Xoxo
HOT SCISSORS
The latest craze in New York
Hairdressing scene is "The Hot Scissors"
The Hot Scissors will put us stylist back
$2,000
But don't fear, we will recoup our loss quit quickly with our haircut charge of $350
My Russian friends informed me
This is old!
" Oh please!" Was the reaction
We did this in Russia 10 years ago
Benefits of the Hot scissors
To seal the ends of the hair
To prevent split ends
But does it really work??
Than using my regular scissors??
So I researched what's going on with
This new craze
Here are the facts:
In the age of blow drying, coloring, and
Hot tools split ends are rampant
Believe me,
The women in New York with long
Hair are sporting inches of split ends
Just saying,
Look, look at me
I have long unkept hair
Because I dont listen to the professional
Hairstylists advice
My "traditional" scissors which they
Claim open the cuticle and leave the hair
Susceptible to environmental stress
That can cause frizz & dryness
Blah Blah Blah
The heat from the scisscors traps
In the moisture & protects the hair
From damage
It will keep the cut looking
Healthy for a few weeks
????
But my traditional scissors
Will do that???
And you still have to be consistent
With your regular cuts
Do you feel it burn???
The heat on the scisscors
Can be as high as 310
The lowest 270
Highest heat used for coarse hair
Lowest heat used for fine hair
NOOO kidding...
The scissors works best on
Fine, frizzy hair
Because it smooths the ragged ends
Guess what NYC girls
You all should be getting
Hot scisscors cuts
Because most of you
Have frizzy hair!!!
Now you know how to fix your
Look, get out there and do it
Enjoy the Hot Scissors
The solution to split ends
Ciao
WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK
How lucky can a girl get
But to get up in the morning
And enjoy her morning joe
At this beautiful place
Well maybe it could be the
Grand Canyon or a beautiful
View of Mt. St.Helens
But this will do
Xoxo
THE FOOLS I ENCOUNTER
I have encountered many fools
Whom have broken me down
White flag is out
You have won
You have smashed every piece of me
I'm done
I surrender
My heart broken
I never loved easily
I never gave my heart to anyone
Out of loneliness
A person can only take so much
The white flag is up
I have surrendered
You have won
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
LET'S TALKS SMACK
Ok, let me stop keeping hairdressing
Secrets!!
I'm pissed!!
I'm working as a hairstylist in New York
City for 3years
And this is the first time that I witnessed
A decline in business!!!
WTH!!
I knew the Upper East side gave me a
Bad vibe!!!!
Well guess what I did?
I auditioned
And I nailed it!!!
Screw you all!!!
I found the most charming place
In the Village
I'm a FIRM believer in
Things happen for a reason
Well fate not only removed me
From a toxic salon
But dropped me smack down
In the area of the city
I wanted to be in!
You all can suck it!!
ALEC BALDWIN
I saw in the newspaper this morning
Alec Baldwin got into a scuffle with
The paparazzi, right here in Greenwich Village, a few streets away from where I work. I was out of the city yesterday, but it was still interesting. He beat the crap out
Of some crazy guy trying to get pictures
Of his wife and baby,
Seriously, who does that??!! Let them
Alone!!!
I'm glad Alec beat the shit out of him!!
Jerk off!!
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