NEW YORK TO PITTSBURGH

Is it possible to ever move out of New York City and actually be happy somewhere else?

I'm going to tell you the truth!

NOOOOO

Once New York has gotten in your blood do yourself a favor......

Don't leave!

I'm soo sorry Pittsburgh but I'm sooo not enjoying you

I'm going to do what now? 

I'll tell you what

I'm going to hunker down

Make a plan 

Work my plan

And by my 50th Birthday

I'm gonna give myself one big 

Birthday gift!

I'm heading back into New York 

Where I plan to work my Bucket list

Which includes getting a college degree

And what better city to find the Love of your life.....

It's such a romantic place to do exactly that..... 

Ladies 

If you are single in New York after a certain point there's nowhere else to go 

But down 

And I'm not going down 

New York I'm coming home in two months! 

I miss the East Coast

I want to live my life in the East

I'm sorry Pittsburgh

I feel to isolated out here in western 

Pennsylvania 

God! I would die in Kansas 

I'm going home!

And I'm not going to leave ever again!!

If someone wants me...

I'll be in New York!