I MISS NEW JERSEY!

The salon scene in Pittsburgh sucks

The hairstyles I see are atrocious!!!

These women are either wearing shit I've scene in the 90's 

Or they are so unkept they don't even do their hair!!!

Men.... Well, that's a whole other story

I'm not in New York right now

Aliens have stollen me out of the city and banished me to 

Hairdresser hell

The average women her might be in her early 40's 

But dresses soooo matronly

She looks like a women in her 60's!!

Ghastly, Just Gastly

I'm born and raised on the East Coast

1 hour  outside of New York

I MISS NEW JERSEY!!!!!!

By the way people in suburbia Americana!

You don't call people from Asian countries Orientales!!!!!

Their Asian!!!!!!