THE BLOW DRY

Lets talk bout the "Blow Dry"

The blow dry during my career 

Was never really a HUGE issue...

If you cut someone's hair well they

Loved you and stayed

Now this Blow Dry thing is big

UGH....

Someone created a Whole generation

Of neurotic long hair chicks 

That don't want to take your advice

Have FRIED ends

And the damage on their ends

Is DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!

Your damn hair needs moisture & protein

Added back in and 4 inches off!!

God, it's soo annoying

I can talk, talk, educate till I'm blue in 

The face and they all just stare at me like

Their mother just told them

"Your not aloud to date that moron, I don't like him!"

Really....

Some sweet girls listen

But it's the Martha Stewart syndrome 

You know, she created a whole generation of neurotic housewives

That if every damn household item isn't

In section 5 isle 2 they go buzzerk

That group of people who have their schedule, 

Wash the car at lunch time every Sunday 

Do the laundry every Saturday morning

Take a shit at 7am!!!

Neurotic

Come girls do you believe in beautiful

Shiny, healthy hair??!!!!

Then lets step it up a knotch

Let me deep condition

Let me cut the damn dead ends

Buy my products I recommend 

This isn't a joke

Would you tell your Doctor

NO, IM NOT LISTENING TO YOUR ADVICE AND I AIN'T FILLING THAT STUPID PRESCRIPTION YOU TELLING ME TO GET??!!!

Good luck with that long, damaged, dry hair....

Soon it will break all off and you will be 

Sporting a beautiful Madonna Bob like I wear

Xoxo