OUR NEW YORK FINEST

Decked out in our New York finest

At Theater 80

Which is haunted

And the ghost made herself aware to me 

During the performance 

I was pissed!

It totally broke my focus on the great

Acting on stage

Why do I have to be in touch with these 

Things!!!!

TO LIVE IN FEAR

Everyday you live in fear

Fear

Fear of being alone

Being with no money

Your always attracted to women

Who can take care of you

A mommy

You like having a mommy

Because you never got the attention

You craved as a child

From that mother

So, now as an adult

You gravitate to women

Who treat you like a dog

She says jump 

You say how high 

You don't really love her

But she will do

Because its better than being alone

In your own little insecure, miserable world

It's not even a good fit

But it will do

It feeds your ego, it takes away your insecurities

You don't even care that your own children hate her????!!!

Your a typical stupid, insecure man

And she's a legend in her own mind

Many are laughing

I know, I know, you don't care

Because you think you have such a prize

But if that's a prize

Why is the world stage laughing....

AND IN THE END, I SAVED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH

Yes, I found your toothbrush the 

Other day

I held it up and looked at it

Why

I held it up 

I thought

Throw it

MMMHHH

It's the only thing I have left

Of my life with you

Throw it???

Keep it???

I found your toothbrush 

It's the only thing left that I have from my 

Time with you......

IM GONNA GIVE YOU MY PHONE #

NOOO man is in charge of you!

You are your own girl!!

Do not be stifled 

A good relationship doesn't keep you

Away from your friends

If your man is keeping you from

Socializing with family and friends 

Run!! Run like hell

That's abuse!!

He has low self esteem!

He wants control because in his head

He's out of control 

A healthy luv relationship lets you be YOU!!

It's unhealthy for anyone not to support

Your hopes, dreams, aspirations

UNHEALTHY

YOU ARE NOT BROKEN!!

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE FIXED!!

THE INSECURE PSYCHO, LOW SELF-ESTEEM ASSHOLE IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS A FIXING!!!

RUN.....

RUN LIKE HELL

There's a wonderful life out there

Go get it

Remember that bucket list

Work it

Here's my phone # 

DON'T CALL ME!!!!

LMAO

GOD IS MY TYPEWRITER

My friend who teaches theater

Asked me to go to Theater 80

So last nite we went to see her girlfriend 

Perform Ann Sextons 

God  Is My Typewriter

It was FABULOUS !!!

She was sooo afraid Nora & I would 

Not be pleased

But we LUVED IT!!

Anna-Mari Laulumaa performed 

She is from Finland

She's an actor & a director

She is a certified Psychodrama Practioner

Well anyway it was excellent!!

What a story !!!

Ann Sexton was a Pulitzer Prize 

Winner with her poetry 

She was also your typical creative person

And dealt with mental illness

I don't know what it is with us creative 

Thespians....

But we all posses some form of it

I guess it gives us that push on what we do 

Without it, our thoughts would be soo much different

Maybe not as deep, crazy.....

If I worked on Wall Street

My thoughts might be more analytical

Staunch, math, anal, structured, no

Creativity running through

You know what I mean.....

But thank god

I hate math!!

Or maybe math hates me

Theater 80 is famous for  

DOING SOME HAIR

THE TOURIST

I'm sorry

But you tourist worked on my last nerve

This morning 

You all come into the city

Like a hamster on a wheel

Running, running

Never getting anywhere

And annoying the piss out of us

Who are trying to get to work 

MY INTERNATIONAL CLIENTS

GDmorning, ya know I'm out of the city 

For the next 2 days & here in eastern PA

I live about 45 minutes outside of Philadelphia.

But I don't call it that, we say Philly

Remember that bit of Americana slang

I'm feeding you if you ever move here.

I want to tell you yesterday I met a 

Menois  a twa of people standing

Behind my chair

It's sooo fun

I LUV terrorizing the foreign tourist

With my true American personality

Tehe

They get the real show with me

They LUV it to

Most of the time they don't understand 

My American slang

Yesterday was international client day

I had a mom & a son from Germany

They were visiting, of coarse 

We got along quiet well

I liked them, they enjoyed me

The only thing with you foreigners

Is you gotta tip

I know it's worked into your bill

At home, but here in the states

Notta

The German mom did ask & was sweet

And said "I just want to make sure I got 

This right" 

She was also blonde & pretty of coarse

Us German girls are....

Tehe 

Pssssttt..... My ancestors are German &

Irish!!

The other couple I met live 1/2 a yr in Australia the other 1/2 in California 

She was an older gal & charming as well.

She even said to me when it was confirmed I was to be her stylist,

She wanted me to do her hair

LUV it

My people skills her uncanny

And my sweetness just exhumes 

Into the universe like crazy

I'm always wearing a smile 

And you are always warmly greeted

With that smile & a hand shake

"Welcome, I'm glad you came" is 

What you get from me 

Not condescending bitch

Snotty, cold, callous 

What do you mean I have to look at you?!!

No, with me you get happiness

It's my trademark

Always remember this 

85% of what I do as a stylist is my people

Skills

20% my actual technical skills

I am the brand

People go to a business and a stylist

Were they are luved

Feel comfortable

So, give me a call

I wanna be your hairdresser 

Xoxoxo 

MEN'S STYLES

Great men haircuts out of one guy 

All being spotted in NYC 

Take a look at hotty James Franco's 

Styles

GOODNITE NEW YORK

Heading home 

I'm tired

We were hopping this evening 

Mostly guys

Mostly guys from NYU

I enjoy working with my Russian co-workers 

Their really from Armenia 

I'm leaving my beloved city tonite

And heading home to PA 

goodbye my luv

I will miss you

I will miss my train ride

I will miss my friends

Mostly I will miss the energy you exhume

Quiet time in PA

tv watching 

Planning a future

Writing about you

GOODNITE my girl

And goodbye till Saturday

Xoxo

HOES

Did you get dumped for a hoe?

Or did you dump someone for a hoe?

Wake up 10

Think bout what ya done.....

Your loss

She was AWESOME!!

Enjoy your HOE

GOD BLESS

YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL

EATING IN NYC

Ya know, sometimes I just want a 

Lebanon bologna sandwich!!!

With American cheese

On white bread  

KISS AND SAY GOODBYE

THE DONALD TRUMP RULE

THE SCARS OF BEING CHEATED ON

DOWN AND OUT

FALL IN PENNSYLVANIA

I love the fall

It's beautiful here in the north east

I was born and raised in eastern Pennsylvania 

Pennsylvania Dutch country to be exact

Farmland, country living at its best

Most of the farmland of my childhood 

All housing developments now

But there's still pieces of that charming

Small town around

I had a client last week that didn't know

What a pumpkin was

Here's some fall pictures that I love

Reminds me of home in Pennsylvania 

WEDDINGS

Weddings are a big part of my industry

And on my Bucket list would be to be a wedding boutique owner

I'm a true girly girl and I just LUV wedding 

Dresses

Their sooo beautiful

Well not all of them 

Here's a few I like

THE BLOW DRY

Lets talk bout the "Blow Dry"

The blow dry during my career 

Was never really a HUGE issue...

If you cut someone's hair well they

Loved you and stayed

Now this Blow Dry thing is big

UGH....

Someone created a Whole generation

Of neurotic long hair chicks 

That don't want to take your advice

Have FRIED ends

And the damage on their ends

Is DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!

Your damn hair needs moisture & protein

Added back in and 4 inches off!!

God, it's soo annoying

I can talk, talk, educate till I'm blue in 

The face and they all just stare at me like

Their mother just told them

"Your not aloud to date that moron, I don't like him!"

Really....

Some sweet girls listen

But it's the Martha Stewart syndrome 

You know, she created a whole generation of neurotic housewives

That if every damn household item isn't

In section 5 isle 2 they go buzzerk

That group of people who have their schedule, 

Wash the car at lunch time every Sunday 

Do the laundry every Saturday morning

Take a shit at 7am!!!

Neurotic

Come girls do you believe in beautiful

Shiny, healthy hair??!!!!

Then lets step it up a knotch

Let me deep condition

Let me cut the damn dead ends

Buy my products I recommend 

This isn't a joke

Would you tell your Doctor

NO, IM NOT LISTENING TO YOUR ADVICE AND I AIN'T FILLING THAT STUPID PRESCRIPTION YOU TELLING ME TO GET??!!!

Good luck with that long, damaged, dry hair....

Soon it will break all off and you will be 

Sporting a beautiful Madonna Bob like I wear

Xoxo  

MY LOVE LETTER

Dear New York, 

   I'm sorry I got mad at you the other day. I really do LUV it.

But it's just hard working with the 

International crowd.

They don't know or understand the American hairdressing scene.??

Frustrating, that's all.....

I did have a new client the other day

That was a hairstylist, we conversed

And, AAAHHHH finally someone understood me!!!! 

He does hair for a magazine or something.... 

Or did he say he had his own business ??

He was the first person I've met in New York that understood what I was talking

About.....

Thank God!!!

Ok, heading to the Village now

Will be standing behind my chair soon

Lets see what the day brings....