I was heading to my meeting in Mid-town
East
When I came across a beautiful coat
In the window of this store
It was calling me
So I went to it
The one I REALLY liked was $5,000
The green one was $4,000
Wut ya'll think ????
In the day and life of a New York City Hair Dresser.
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
THE COAT
I stumbled across this fabulous store this morning
I was heading to my meeting in Mid-town
East
When I came across a beautiful coat
In the window of this store
It was calling me
So I went to it
The one I REALLY liked was $5,000
The green one was $4,000
Wut ya'll think ????
I was heading to my meeting in Mid-town
East
When I came across a beautiful coat
In the window of this store
It was calling me
So I went to it
The one I REALLY liked was $5,000
The green one was $4,000
Wut ya'll think ????
CLOSED OFF
Closed off is screaming at me
Deep in my heart
I know I am
It's screaming at me
Through every avenue
Screaming at me from every
Corner of the universe
Soo sad
I need to kick it up a notch
Snap out of it
Or New York is going to send
Me flying real fast back
To Po Dunk
That would be purgatory
Complete hell
Noo please don't send me there!!
To the closed minded
Stupid people
There's no artists there
No actors
Free thinkers
Well read
No no no
Deep in my heart
I know I am
It's screaming at me
Through every avenue
Screaming at me from every
Corner of the universe
Soo sad
I need to kick it up a notch
Snap out of it
Or New York is going to send
Me flying real fast back
To Po Dunk
That would be purgatory
Complete hell
Noo please don't send me there!!
To the closed minded
Stupid people
There's no artists there
No actors
Free thinkers
Well read
No no no
THE BUILDER
When in a relationship don't give anyone
Falls intentions.
If you know in your heart that the person
Your are with
You see no future with that person
Be alone
It's unfair to give someone false hope
When you know you desire to be
With someone else
Don't ever give someone that false sense
Of security that's just selfish
When you know your heart belongs to someone else
And you see no future with that person
And please
Don't be dumb
And wait a year and then say to your
Significant other
I need to try something else
That's just unfair
Who would do that to someone
Be single
Don't ever ever do that to someone
Build false hope
Falls intentions.
If you know in your heart that the person
Your are with
You see no future with that person
Be alone
It's unfair to give someone false hope
When you know you desire to be
With someone else
Don't ever give someone that false sense
Of security that's just selfish
When you know your heart belongs to someone else
And you see no future with that person
And please
Don't be dumb
And wait a year and then say to your
Significant other
I need to try something else
That's just unfair
Who would do that to someone
Be single
Don't ever ever do that to someone
Build false hope
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
BROOKLYN
There's an article in this months Vogue
Supposedly written about what
Brooklyn is like
It gets me sooo made!!
They pick 3 different restaurants
Of coarse all 5 star!!
Your a retard!!
You idiot that wrote this article!!
This is Exactly why I started this blog!!
Anna Wintour Should be embarrassed!!
I would have NEVER approved this article
That's because you morons
Never even come to Brooklyn
It's just sad
The real restaurants are your Ma & Pa
Places!!
Where real people
Not trained EFFN chefs cook
Good old home cooked food
For you!!
Go to where the girls from DR
are cooking
Or somewhere in Asia
Or Latin America!!
I was soo disappointed with this article
I actually went numb!!
I live in Brooklyn!!!!
The real Brooklyn!!
Not some fairy tale Brooklyn!!
These pictures are of the REAL Brooklyn!!!
Now, kiss my ass!!!
I'm soo not in a good mood!!!
Supposedly written about what
Brooklyn is like
It gets me sooo made!!
They pick 3 different restaurants
Of coarse all 5 star!!
Your a retard!!
You idiot that wrote this article!!
This is Exactly why I started this blog!!
Anna Wintour Should be embarrassed!!
I would have NEVER approved this article
That's because you morons
Never even come to Brooklyn
It's just sad
The real restaurants are your Ma & Pa
Places!!
Where real people
Not trained EFFN chefs cook
Good old home cooked food
For you!!
Go to where the girls from DR
are cooking
Or somewhere in Asia
Or Latin America!!
I was soo disappointed with this article
I actually went numb!!
I live in Brooklyn!!!!
The real Brooklyn!!
Not some fairy tale Brooklyn!!
These pictures are of the REAL Brooklyn!!!
Now, kiss my ass!!!
I'm soo not in a good mood!!!
THE STEP PARENT
You should have made more of an effort
To express who you were
I can't believe my dad stays with you
What is he doing??
Doesn't he care??
His kids
DON'T LIKE YOU!!!
To express who you were
I can't believe my dad stays with you
What is he doing??
Doesn't he care??
His kids
DON'T LIKE YOU!!!
OUT OF HERE!!
I arrived in PA yesterday at lunch time
It's now Tuesday 3:30
And I'm on the bus
Heading back to Brooklyn
Thank the good lord!!
For some unknown reason
I'm not to be there
I went back to move out of the
Beautiful apartment I had
Moved in months ago
But for some reason
The mystical world
The unknown ramifications
Life throws at you
It was brought to my eyes
I was not to be there
I understand world
You are showing me a sign
I know what it is
I just can't reveal it
But my Angels
Were clearly looking out for me
Well, I'm gone
And I'm glad
Your right universe
I didn't need that shoved in my face
The past rests
Everything in place
Back to Brooklyn I go
To figure out
Why the universe wants
Me in New York
It's now Tuesday 3:30
And I'm on the bus
Heading back to Brooklyn
Thank the good lord!!
For some unknown reason
I'm not to be there
I went back to move out of the
Beautiful apartment I had
Moved in months ago
But for some reason
The mystical world
The unknown ramifications
Life throws at you
It was brought to my eyes
I was not to be there
I understand world
You are showing me a sign
I know what it is
I just can't reveal it
But my Angels
Were clearly looking out for me
Well, I'm gone
And I'm glad
Your right universe
I didn't need that shoved in my face
The past rests
Everything in place
Back to Brooklyn I go
To figure out
Why the universe wants
Me in New York
I HATE MY HAIR!!
Right now I hate my hair!!
I have been
Bleaching the shit out of it
The last few months
Yes 40volume
And bleach!!
Then toning it
With Goldwells champagne colorance
Or last time they used a Matrix toner
Well it's fried!!
Fried as shit!!
I soo do not want to be
Wearing the pixie
But think that's
Where I'm heading
If I don't get this hair healthy!!
I have been
Bleaching the shit out of it
The last few months
Yes 40volume
And bleach!!
Then toning it
With Goldwells champagne colorance
Or last time they used a Matrix toner
Well it's fried!!
Fried as shit!!
I soo do not want to be
Wearing the pixie
But think that's
Where I'm heading
If I don't get this hair healthy!!
PARIS TO NEW YORK
I had a client the other day
Just a young guy
Maybe around 19-20
He was here taking an English class
He was from a small town located
Outside of Paris
So I said to him
How do you like New York
His response
It's sooo big
Massive!
Paris is nothing like this
Paris is sooo small
Compared to this
I said yes, yes it is
He can't believe the buildings
The enormous magnitude
Of it all
He just kept saying
"Paris is not this big"
I just laughed
I like to hear the tourist
Their response to the city
That's what's so awesome
About living and working
In New York
There's nothing in the world
Like it
What a lifetime
Experience I am having
I will always remember my time here
For the rest of my life
It's been such a joy to me
Brought me soo much happiness
You toxic people can attack me
All you want now
I don't even care about any of
You morons anymore!!
Your all dead to me
Gone
I now realize how horrible
You all are
You can stay
Living in Po Dunk
Being miserable
None of you see it
But karma got you all
I'm soo laughing
Karma it comes in many forms
You guys are too stupid to see
How your karma was served
LMAO
GOD BLESS
Just a young guy
Maybe around 19-20
He was here taking an English class
He was from a small town located
Outside of Paris
So I said to him
How do you like New York
His response
It's sooo big
Massive!
Paris is nothing like this
Paris is sooo small
Compared to this
I said yes, yes it is
He can't believe the buildings
The enormous magnitude
Of it all
He just kept saying
"Paris is not this big"
I just laughed
I like to hear the tourist
Their response to the city
That's what's so awesome
About living and working
In New York
There's nothing in the world
Like it
What a lifetime
Experience I am having
I will always remember my time here
For the rest of my life
It's been such a joy to me
Brought me soo much happiness
You toxic people can attack me
All you want now
I don't even care about any of
You morons anymore!!
Your all dead to me
Gone
I now realize how horrible
You all are
You can stay
Living in Po Dunk
Being miserable
None of you see it
But karma got you all
I'm soo laughing
Karma it comes in many forms
You guys are too stupid to see
How your karma was served
LMAO
GOD BLESS
Monday, July 29, 2013
MY WRITING
I write little stories
Either from fact or fiction
That's my business
I take my experience
From standing behind my chair
And spin it
Or I take my own life experiences
And write about them
Fact or fiction
That's my business
If your not liking my brand of
Social media
Don't read it!!!
What is it your exactly doing??!!
AAHH, that's what I thought
Kiss kiss
Either from fact or fiction
That's my business
I take my experience
From standing behind my chair
And spin it
Or I take my own life experiences
And write about them
Fact or fiction
That's my business
If your not liking my brand of
Social media
Don't read it!!!
What is it your exactly doing??!!
AAHH, that's what I thought
Kiss kiss
THE LOVE STORY
The love story:
The sweet beginning
The turbulent middle
The breakup
The reconciliation
The happy ending
I listened to William & Kate's
Luv story the other nite on tv
WOW!!
This was 10 years of dating
On/ off
Breaking up
And the happy ending
He broke up with her at one point!!
She must have been CRUSHED!!
A happy ending
Is what we all want
I had a famous author tell me that
Really
What book or movie doesn't have one?
Ok, there is one book
I know of
An old love story
It does not have a happy ending
In fact
We are left to believe
He spends the rest of his life
Always loving her
But lost her
At my age
I now know
You can no longer
Be cynical about
The fact of "an endless" love
But the fact
It is all sooo possible
To all of you out there
Who have an ENDLESS LOVE
read this book
30 yrs later
This book is still
Better than Wuthering Heights
Or Romeo & Juliet
I bought this book
In 1982 and I still have it!!
I reread it time and again
The ending just breaks my heart
I soo didn't want David
To spend the rest of his life
Without her!!
My god
Even Scarlet O'hara
Is confident with the hope of tomorrow
A new day
That little sassy pants
Can get her man back!!
But with the book
Endless Love
We the reader are left
Wondering
What the hell happened to poor David??!!
Did he kill himself
Did he end up marrying someone
Who he really didn't love??!!!
Oh God
That settling for anyone
Is the worst thing in the world
I live by experience with that one
I unfortunately live with experience
With a lot of things!!
Yes I'm one of those!!
If it can go wrong
It certainly will
I could eff up Niagara Falls
Just by looking at it!!
The water would probably
Stop flowing if I showed up there!!
Will I get my happy ending?
We will see
I don't fall in love easily
And certainly don't fall in love
With everyone one that comes
Into my dating life
Some people can do this
Fall in love with whoever
Is there at the time
These type of people
Bewilder me
How do you tell every
Person you date or are with
"Oh I'm MADLY in love with you"
Please!!
Sure!!
WTF!!
Ya, I LUV cleaning the toilet
As well!!
"Oh I just luv my potty!"
You people that do this
Are stupid!!
Just stupid!!
It's a low self esteem thing
Sshh!!!
YOU CANT BE ALONE!!
Oh I'm sorry
Did I just say that?????
GOD BLESS
The sweet beginning
The turbulent middle
The breakup
The reconciliation
The happy ending
I listened to William & Kate's
Luv story the other nite on tv
WOW!!
This was 10 years of dating
On/ off
Breaking up
And the happy ending
He broke up with her at one point!!
She must have been CRUSHED!!
A happy ending
Is what we all want
I had a famous author tell me that
Really
What book or movie doesn't have one?
Ok, there is one book
I know of
An old love story
It does not have a happy ending
In fact
We are left to believe
He spends the rest of his life
Always loving her
But lost her
At my age
I now know
You can no longer
Be cynical about
The fact of "an endless" love
But the fact
It is all sooo possible
To all of you out there
Who have an ENDLESS LOVE
read this book
30 yrs later
This book is still
Better than Wuthering Heights
Or Romeo & Juliet
I bought this book
In 1982 and I still have it!!
I reread it time and again
The ending just breaks my heart
I soo didn't want David
To spend the rest of his life
Without her!!
My god
Even Scarlet O'hara
Is confident with the hope of tomorrow
A new day
That little sassy pants
Can get her man back!!
But with the book
Endless Love
We the reader are left
Wondering
What the hell happened to poor David??!!
Did he kill himself
Did he end up marrying someone
Who he really didn't love??!!!
Oh God
That settling for anyone
Is the worst thing in the world
I live by experience with that one
I unfortunately live with experience
With a lot of things!!
Yes I'm one of those!!
If it can go wrong
It certainly will
I could eff up Niagara Falls
Just by looking at it!!
The water would probably
Stop flowing if I showed up there!!
Will I get my happy ending?
We will see
I don't fall in love easily
And certainly don't fall in love
With everyone one that comes
Into my dating life
Some people can do this
Fall in love with whoever
Is there at the time
These type of people
Bewilder me
How do you tell every
Person you date or are with
"Oh I'm MADLY in love with you"
Please!!
Sure!!
WTF!!
Ya, I LUV cleaning the toilet
As well!!
"Oh I just luv my potty!"
You people that do this
Are stupid!!
Just stupid!!
It's a low self esteem thing
Sshh!!!
YOU CANT BE ALONE!!
Oh I'm sorry
Did I just say that?????
GOD BLESS
SALON TURNOVER
Lets talk about this...
Mmhhh
Why do you think this happens???
If I owned a salon and always had a turn
Over I would have to analyze what I was
Projecting to my employees
Don't you think??
Am I the cause
The effect
Lets not be blind
If I'm a stubborn know it all
Difficult to work with
Condescending bitch
Ya, who is going to want to work for me?!
Clients become aware of this
It's sooo not a good image to project
To community
If the rest of us are just a #
You definitely are invaluable
There's plenty of jobs out there
Go get them
Your time has been unfulfilled
Not only that
Your not working your way up any ladder???
Are you going to school?
Do you "use" this job as a side??
There's soo many more positions you could make so much more $$$
We all need to re- evaluate what path
We are traveling
Go go travel that path
Just stop terrorizing us
The salon industry is a fical one
I TRUELY believe in my theory
IF YOU HAVE NEVER STOOD BEHIND
THE CHAIR YOU DON'T BELONG
GIVING HAIRDRESSERS ADVICE!!
You need a snap back
Someone needs to teach you
Open your mind
Listen and learn
How's that old saying
Master of everything
Knowledgable of none
Mmhhh
Why do you think this happens???
If I owned a salon and always had a turn
Over I would have to analyze what I was
Projecting to my employees
Don't you think??
Am I the cause
The effect
Lets not be blind
If I'm a stubborn know it all
Difficult to work with
Condescending bitch
Ya, who is going to want to work for me?!
Clients become aware of this
It's sooo not a good image to project
To community
If the rest of us are just a #
You definitely are invaluable
There's plenty of jobs out there
Go get them
Your time has been unfulfilled
Not only that
Your not working your way up any ladder???
Are you going to school?
Do you "use" this job as a side??
There's soo many more positions you could make so much more $$$
We all need to re- evaluate what path
We are traveling
Go go travel that path
Just stop terrorizing us
The salon industry is a fical one
I TRUELY believe in my theory
IF YOU HAVE NEVER STOOD BEHIND
THE CHAIR YOU DON'T BELONG
GIVING HAIRDRESSERS ADVICE!!
You need a snap back
Someone needs to teach you
Open your mind
Listen and learn
How's that old saying
Master of everything
Knowledgable of none
THE SHRINKS OFFICE
Narcissists aren't flying into the therapists
Office because their feeling horrible or on a quest for answers as to "what's wrong with them".
But their Targets are!!!
Office because their feeling horrible or on a quest for answers as to "what's wrong with them".
But their Targets are!!!
Sunday, July 28, 2013
OMBRÉ SALMA HAYEK
This bitch doesn't need Hollywood
Anymore!!
She's married to THE wealthiest man
In Europe!!
She controls the fashion in Europe
Then it comes here
Best ombré on planet
CIAO HOLLYWOOD
SUCK IT!!
Anymore!!
She's married to THE wealthiest man
In Europe!!
She controls the fashion in Europe
Then it comes here
Best ombré on planet
CIAO HOLLYWOOD
SUCK IT!!
DATING AFTER DIVORCE
I'm divorced
I don't date anyone that my children don't care for!
Why would I stay with someone they don't like?!
That person might have to be a future step-parent
My girlfriend dated a guy for a few years
Her kids HATED the guy
She eventually smartened up
He's gone!!
Her kids are happy as shit!!
I haven't put anyone in my children's lives in years!
They have told me they don't like me dating people that treat me like crap
Their dad, well he's another story
He has no choice but to stay
My kids sooo are not happy
Their dad picked a women over them!
I would never do that
Please please people
If your children don't like your
Significant other
Your a package
Find someone that it will all blend
Blends well
Don't you think it's a "sign"??!!!
If your kids are screaming at you
He/she's an asshole??!!
HELLO!!!
Your just stupid
Really stupid
You just can't be alone can you??
Ssshhh, by the way,
YOUR KIDS SOOO DISLIKE YOUR OTHER HALF!!!
I don't date anyone that my children don't care for!
Why would I stay with someone they don't like?!
That person might have to be a future step-parent
My girlfriend dated a guy for a few years
Her kids HATED the guy
She eventually smartened up
He's gone!!
Her kids are happy as shit!!
I haven't put anyone in my children's lives in years!
They have told me they don't like me dating people that treat me like crap
Their dad, well he's another story
He has no choice but to stay
My kids sooo are not happy
Their dad picked a women over them!
I would never do that
Please please people
If your children don't like your
Significant other
Your a package
Find someone that it will all blend
Blends well
Don't you think it's a "sign"??!!!
If your kids are screaming at you
He/she's an asshole??!!
HELLO!!!
Your just stupid
Really stupid
You just can't be alone can you??
Ssshhh, by the way,
YOUR KIDS SOOO DISLIKE YOUR OTHER HALF!!!
PERMS ARE IN
In China & Japan perms have made a come back!!
Woo Hoo
With me wearing my curly hair
I actually had some clients
Compliment the look & ask
How they could get it?!!
Curls are in here in NYC
Being around all this water
Humidity
Why fight it
Wear some curls girls
Straight flat ironed hair is out!!!!
Your sooo 30 years behind
Kiss kiss
Woo Hoo
With me wearing my curly hair
I actually had some clients
Compliment the look & ask
How they could get it?!!
Curls are in here in NYC
Being around all this water
Humidity
Why fight it
Wear some curls girls
Straight flat ironed hair is out!!!!
Your sooo 30 years behind
Kiss kiss
TV STAR LOOK
More pic of the Consuelos's
Look at her beautiful hair, clothing, makeup
Look how dang good looking he is
I don't agree, she doesn't look older than Mark
They are the same age
A beautiful couple
Look how tiny & petite she is
Not a big tall "model" type
Sweet how she just snuggles in his arms against his chest
Who wants to be with a "big" women
Who has a shoe size of a 9 or 10?!
Same size you as a man has???
Eeewwhh
How do you cuddle with that??!!!
Look at her beautiful hair, clothing, makeup
Look how dang good looking he is
I don't agree, she doesn't look older than Mark
They are the same age
A beautiful couple
Look how tiny & petite she is
Not a big tall "model" type
Sweet how she just snuggles in his arms against his chest
Who wants to be with a "big" women
Who has a shoe size of a 9 or 10?!
Same size you as a man has???
Eeewwhh
How do you cuddle with that??!!!
OUR LIVES IN NEW YORK CITY
A co-worker was talking to me bout
Kelli Ripa she thinks she looks older than
Mark Consuelos. Mmhhh
So I googled both of them. Well, I'm always trying to describe to the world what the average New Yorker is wearing in clothes, hair and makeup.
The Around town "at home" us. Mark &
Kelli's family life pictures are a perfect representation of what we look like after work.
The converse sneakers Mark wears, Kelli's work out clothing is sooo upper east side. His hat, most guys here wear them, usually North Face. They got that all American New York City look. We don't wear heals girls around town! That's how we spot tourist. You chicka's come to town walking around in your heals! Noo noo. We only wear heals when we get to work or go out. For work their placed in our big bags that we all carry and put on at work. There's noo way we are walking blocks & blocks with heals on. Look at Mark & Kelli's casual shoes.
Another fab thing with this couple is the kid thing. Their soo "in luv" with each other & their kids. Luv this!!
That being a couple with kids thing is awesome. Hopefully one day I can find a great guy with kids & be a blended family. What fun! The more the merrier.
One other thing, Mark's brother is a Doctor in my hometown & belongs to the same Catholic Church I go to.
Over the years we have seen Mark & Kelli at mass during Christmas or Easter.
Enjoy the pictures. He's soo dashingly handsome & she's just a beautiful petite blonde! LOL
Xoxo
Kelli Ripa she thinks she looks older than
Mark Consuelos. Mmhhh
So I googled both of them. Well, I'm always trying to describe to the world what the average New Yorker is wearing in clothes, hair and makeup.
The Around town "at home" us. Mark &
Kelli's family life pictures are a perfect representation of what we look like after work.
The converse sneakers Mark wears, Kelli's work out clothing is sooo upper east side. His hat, most guys here wear them, usually North Face. They got that all American New York City look. We don't wear heals girls around town! That's how we spot tourist. You chicka's come to town walking around in your heals! Noo noo. We only wear heals when we get to work or go out. For work their placed in our big bags that we all carry and put on at work. There's noo way we are walking blocks & blocks with heals on. Look at Mark & Kelli's casual shoes.
Another fab thing with this couple is the kid thing. Their soo "in luv" with each other & their kids. Luv this!!
That being a couple with kids thing is awesome. Hopefully one day I can find a great guy with kids & be a blended family. What fun! The more the merrier.
One other thing, Mark's brother is a Doctor in my hometown & belongs to the same Catholic Church I go to.
Over the years we have seen Mark & Kelli at mass during Christmas or Easter.
Enjoy the pictures. He's soo dashingly handsome & she's just a beautiful petite blonde! LOL
Xoxo
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