MARTHA STEWART

Well, my day started out with me not even 

Wanting to come into New York.

I wanted to go to Vermont or upstate

And hide underneath the sheets

I didn't feel like going anywhere!

Well think if I would have never came 

To work today I would have never

Talked to Martha Stewart!!!

See fate is sooo awesome

THINK!!!

Go for substance

Over symbolism

GREAT COUPLES

A great couple realizes there's going to be ups and downs

Especially if your divorced

Blending families isn't easy but with an intelligent partner, love and understanding will produce success

It's the guy that lacks these things that will walk away and take up with the women who has NOOO responsibilities 

Other than her huge ego 

Let him go

His lack of mature intelligence has shown

You who he really is

THE LOSER

That loser isn't worth your time

Not even the same space on the planet 

As you.....

Walk away

Enjoy your life

The biggest revenge....

Go on and be happy

Let the loser in Hooterville

With his choice of loser women

If that's a prize

Why can't she do any better????

Think about it

DRAMA

Lets talk bout drama

When you get divorced and have kids

Of coarse there's going to be drama

????

Hello ?????

Everyone's lives have now been thrown

Into oblivia 

You would have to be a complete idiot

Not to understand that!

Your children's lives have been blown

Apart...

And you think in your DREAMLAND

life is going to be NORMAL??!!!

Come on!!!

What planet was your brain produced on??

Stupid is what stupid does.....

NOOO drama after a divorce

What a joke????!!!!!!!!

Ya, date someone with no children

Because YOU can't handle it

You only want to deal with your perfect

Kids

Ya, ya I know...

Your an idiot

NOOO drama 

Ya right

The cover of your books all look

Good, but the horror inside all of you

Is dispictable !!!!

Your all hiding behind huge egos

That have soo much pain and disfunction 

It's beyond being fixed anymore

NOOO DRAMA AFTER DIVORCE

YA RIGHT!!!

FANTASY WORLDS ARE FUN

FOR THE MENTALLY ILL

GOD BLESS

THE BLOW DRYER

Listen

I'm doing hair 26 yrs

I've been through a million blow dryers

Back in the 80's when I was young and

Stupid I bought a REALLY Expensive one, it lasted me a MONTH!!!!

Ok listen to this, when I'm at home,

The New York City hairdresser luvs here

Little tiny travel blow dryer!!!!

YES!!! OMG!!

Out of all blow dryers, even the king of kings, that damn little $20 buck blow dryer styles my hair the best 

Gooo figure??

In NYC we use high heat, high power

Small blow dryers

It's a HUGE issue what blow dryer one

Uses!!

HUGE

If you aren't sporting the correct dryer

In the salon.....

OOHHH baby, you are looked down upon as if you just pulled up in a 1995

Ford Taurus when you should have been pulling up in a 5class Mercedes!!!

MMMHHH MMMHHHH GIRL

Well, ya'll can suck it

I LUV my little travel blow dryer for my 

Private use!

Maybe I will be a smart ass and try it in the salon....

LOL

TUESDAY OCTOBER 2

Heading back into the city

I'm not feeling it today.....

I'm sure after my morning coffee

And the energy the city exhumes

I'll be ok

But I'm just not feeling it

I really need to get away

I'd like to go to either Lake Placid

Or Burlington Vermont

And just relax

Hell right now I'd be happy with Hyde Park!