Having a hard time finding my niche
They either wear a Blonde pony with a baseball cap
Or the Mom Bob
Some men even sporting mullets
Thank God I'm only here 3 days a week
When I return to New York
I literally get down on my knees
And kiss the Manhattan soil
I've been banished to hairdresser Hell!!!
And to think....
Pittsburgh just got voted one of Americanas
Best place to live and be single!!