Sunday, June 23, 2013

DATING NYC STYLE

Let me tell you the raw truth!!!
Dating in the city is not an easy task!!!

My 25 yr old niece warned me of this
Upon my move here two years ago

Sooo many choices
Too many to select from
Why should I settle for just one
When I can have a few

That's the typical attitude here!!

A dating nightmare!!!

Plus, I like a JOCK!!!
There's none here??!!!
What's up with that??

The men here don't even know what
Sports are???!!!!

Hello!! Do any of you actually watch
American Football, baseball,
Basketball???!!!!!

That's what I thought!!!

Das it!!

Now I'm done!!!

Take your faget ass to Wall Street
And ponder those thoughts with
Your calculator!

Ciao






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