Monday, April 22, 2013

The husband

A women accompanied her husband to the doctor. After his check up, the doctor called the wife in his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die, each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't discuss any of your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
And most important satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for a year I think he will regain his health completely ."
On the way home, the husband said to the wife, "what did the doctor say?"
"Your going to die," she replied.
---John Mason

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